Spirituality Things
I haven't been blogging much lately. This week has been very eventful, and joyous. I feel blessed.
So last Sunday, I was ruminating over my lack of spirituality, and ended up talking to the guys across the hall. We talked for hours. It was incredible - they had a lot of answers that I had felt so unsure about for so long. So, they asked me to come to a meeting. I've been wanting to go to a Campus Crusade meeting for a while, just to try it out. But last Tuesday, I repented of my sins, and I was shown how to leave my unwanted, sinful homosexuality. I was born again!
And since then, I am so happy, so blessed. Everything has been going my way. The joys of knowing that I'm right and everyone I don't like is going to hell is indescribable. If you also want to leave your homosexuality behind, and be born again, please let me know. I want to help everyone I can.
Update: Previous April Fool's post here. Exgay-related April Fool's Posts at Exgay Watch and at Big Gay Picture. Enjoy!
So last Sunday, I was ruminating over my lack of spirituality, and ended up talking to the guys across the hall. We talked for hours. It was incredible - they had a lot of answers that I had felt so unsure about for so long. So, they asked me to come to a meeting. I've been wanting to go to a Campus Crusade meeting for a while, just to try it out. But last Tuesday, I repented of my sins, and I was shown how to leave my unwanted, sinful homosexuality. I was born again!
And since then, I am so happy, so blessed. Everything has been going my way. The joys of knowing that I'm right and everyone I don't like is going to hell is indescribable. If you also want to leave your homosexuality behind, and be born again, please let me know. I want to help everyone I can.
Update: Previous April Fool's post here. Exgay-related April Fool's Posts at Exgay Watch and at Big Gay Picture. Enjoy!
2 Comments:
Great April Fools entry : )
Holy Crap!
You joined CRU, this is terrifying indeed!
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